Warning - this post is not kid propriate

Anything that Dude thinks isn't appropriate for kids he says is, "not kid propriate" (pronounced pro-pree-ate). So here's your warning...this post may be offensive to some readers.

We went to the library today and Princess kept putting books into the bag. I tried to keep tabs on all the books that went in, but a few made it past my view. When we got to the check-out, I noticed a book titled, "Where Willy Went" with what looked like a whale on the cover. I thought, hum odd name, but then forgot about it. Later, I went to a baby shower and left the kids with Doctor. When I got home we had a conversation that went something like this:

Doctor: What's up with the Willy book?
Me: What?
Doctor: Have you read the Willy book?
Me: You mean the whale book?
Doctor: No, the little sperm book.
Me: What!?!?!
Doctor: Have you read it?
Me: What?!?!?
Doctor: (sarcastically) What kind of reading material are you providing for our children?

So, I find the book and read, "Where Willy Went...the Big Story of a Little Sperm." And then I notice the "whale" was another something that swims. YIKES!!! The girls had asked him to read it for their bed-time story. Good thing he noticed what it was before he read it, and was able to find something else for them to read. If you ever want a fictional account about the life of a sperm in order to teach your children about the facts of life, there is one available. Complete with drawings of the male/female anatomy and a picture of Mr. and Mrs. Browne "getting together." Long story short, I'll be much more careful the next time we go to the library.