Friday, August 31, 2012

Kid Comedy

Dude - The day before school started Dude was playing with his friends.  When it was time to come in he said, "Gotta go, see you at the funeral."  One of his friends asked "What funeral?"  Dude replied, "For summer.  He was a good friend, so sad. I'm really going to miss him!"  His friends older brother replied, "Well played, Dude, well played."

Megaman - Megaman was playing with a toy figure.  He asked me what character he was playing with.  I had no idea and told him so.  He replied, " But mom, you know everything!"  Just keep thinking that Megaman!
                We were playing at the park yesterday when it was time for another little boy to leave.  His mom hollered at him that they had to go.  The little boy said, "I aint going nowhere!" Megaman looked up, shocked at the reaction.  Then you could see the wheels turn.  The boy's mom let them play longer.  When it came time for us to go, Megaman shouted, "I'm not going anywhere!" (I love that he corrected the grammar)  I completely ignored it and started walking to the car.  After taking about 5 steps, Megaman groaned loudly and said, "Alright, I'm coming."  Love it.

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