Kid Comedy - Princess Edition

Princess has said some pretty funny things lately. Here's a sample.

We were reading a book about Sacajawea. The book said that she was a Princess. My Princess asked if Sacajawea lived in a castle. I said no. She then asked where she lived and I told her that she probably lived in a tee-pee. Princess then asked, "Well, was it a really big tee-pee, then?"

Princess had a friend over and they were getting a snack. Princess got down two cups. One had Princesses on them, and one had spiderman on it. She told her friend that she could choose which cup she wanted because she was the guest. Her friend chose the spiderman cup. Princess was aghast. She said, "Are you sure?! Don't you want the Princess cup?" Her friend replied that she did want the spiderman cup. Princess asked her again and again over the next five minutes if she was sure. Princess was appalled all day. Hilarious.

On St. Patrick's Day a leprechaun turned our milk green. Princess was telling her teacher about it. Her teacher asked her if she was scared to drink green milk. Her reply? "I just told Honey Bunch to drink it first."