Kid Comedy

As promised......
Dude - We were driving down the street and there were several little girls walking. They were probably 8 or 9 years old. Dude said, "Hey did you see all those teenyagers in the street?" Sounds so much better than 'pre-teen' I think.

We are having a garage sale this weekend and Dude is planning a lemonade stand. He announced that his lemonade will be $5 a glass. Princess said, "Why don't you give it away for free?" Dude's response? "Because I need to make some serious money!"

Princess - Princess and I were talking about the temple. I asked her if she was going to get married in the temple. She gave me an emphatic no, then told me that her best friend is moving away so there isn't anyone to marry. Then a couple days later she announced that she had a new friend that's a boy. With a twinkle in her eye and a twirl of her hair she said, "He wrestles. And he has a trophy!" I am in big trouble.

Princess loves to watch cooking shows. A while back she watched Paula Deen whip up something fantastic. When the show was over she came in and asked what we were having for dinner. I told her tacos. She then said in a sad voice, "Oh, boring old tacos."

Here's a conversation we had on my birthday:
P: Are you 22?
Me: Oh, honey I wish I were 22.
P: Oh, then you are 21?

Honey Bunch - HB was in the bathroom when she hollered that we were out of toilet paper. When I went in to give her more she said, "Mom, I used the last drop of it."

We were reading books when HB gave me a big bear hug and said, "You are all mine, Mama!"

Megaman - I'll let these pictures speak for themselves. :)