If you were curious about the origins of the "swine flu", wonder no more.
If asked to do something she'd rather not, my dear mother is often heard saying, "I'd rather kiss a pig with the flu." Now, I admit that I didn't ever realize as a child that pigs really got the flu. Well, we all know now that they do. Now, her referring to smooching sick oinkers isn't the only incriminating evidence. She also traveled to.....gasp.....Mexico recently. Say it isn't so!!! Is it possible that during her vacation she was asked to do something she didn't find appealing? Could she have actually chosen to kiss a pig with the flu? Well, I'll leave that to you to decide. By the way, did I mention she suffered all last week with a terrible sore throat? :)
3 comments:
Oh the swine! Kissing a pig certainly isn't all it's cracked up to be, especially ones with the flu.
You crack me up.
Ahh...the evidence is stacked against her....oh no!
hmmmmmmmmmm..........not usually one to jump on conspiracy theories, but this one sure seems to fill the bill!!!
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