Princess has a jump rope, but she has a hard time using it. Dude, having had learned how to jump rope in P.E., offered to teach her how. They were outside for quite awhile. When they came back in I asked how it went. Princess said, "Great! We made it all the way to lesson 6!"
***WARNING*** This next story may not be appropriate for those who get grossed out easily. Don't say I didn't warn you.
I was changing Megaman's diaper when Honey Bunch starting shouting that she had pooped in the toilet. Yay, right? So I go in the bathroom and see a disgusting mess. She had pooped in her diaper and then tried to get on the toilet. It was disgusting. There was a teeny tiny amount in the toilet. We then had the following conversation:
Me: I'm very proud of you for coming to the toilet, but if you poop in your diaper first, you need to tell Mommy so I can help you.
Honey Bunch: I pooped in the toilet!
Me: That's great! Next time if you already pooped in your diaper you need to tell Mommy so I can help you.
HB: I pooped in the toilet!
Me: That's great! I'm proud of you. You just need to tell Mommy first so I can help you.
HB: I POOPED IN THE TOILET!
Me: I'm proud of you! Just tell me first next time.
HB: (with a hint of sarcasm in her voice) Um, I'm pretty sure I pooped in the toilet.
Alrighty, then. :)
3 comments:
That is too funny! Mercedes is doing ok with #1 but is deathly afraid of #2. Oh what we have to look forward to :)
Very very funny children you have. They make me laugh.
So funny! I just love your kid stories. We can hardly read most of them without rolling on the floor laughing.
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